Q: what's Volta's first name ?
A: Johntra.

Here's the deal about the joke about the elephant.....How do you get an elephant out of the front doors of Safeway? You take the s out of safe and the f out of way.....That is when they reply, there is no f in way. Funny eh?

wow.... I never knew thats how it was!

how come hippies are mad when you kill a dear due to your bad driving, but they are fine with killing an unborn baby because of their bad driving?

[Edited by - game mercenary on July 1, 2005 10:18:40 AM]

Blonde joke:

What do you call a flie in a blondes head?

-Lost in Space

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!".

Quote: Original post by Ronenriku

Quote: Original post by Boris Karloff
I was thinking something along those lines, too, but it still doesn't make any sense. And if that's indead what the F means, then it should be worded better, perhaps like this:

Quote: How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of the sub and get the 'f' out of the way.

The use of the words "the" and "get" are very important for it to make sense.

However, then I still don't get it. Why should you get out of the way when you take the 's' out of sub? Ubway. Not something I'd run away from.

ask another person. They will say "Their is no F in way."

GET IT? HARHAR!

Okay. So the full script would go like this?

You: How do you fit an elephant onto a subway?
Them: I don't know... how?
You: You take the 's' out of the sub and get the 'f' out of the way.
Them: There is no 'f' in 'way'.
You: Hahahahaha! Exactly!
Them: Huh?

Quote: Original post by pkelly83
Tá beirt dunie Provo ag suil ar an bothar i bealfeiste,
duirt amhain "Ceapainn tú an fir sin ar an UVF",
Duirt an Provo eile "Ní ceapaim".

That's easy for _you_ to say.

--
Sean Timarco Baggaley

This thread should have retired months ago? Last reply before mine was on 1st July?

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."