Quote: Original post by Boris Karloff
I was thinking something along those lines, too, but it still doesn't make any sense. And if that's indead what the F means, then it should be worded better, perhaps like this:

Quote: How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of the sub and get the 'f' out of the way.

The use of the words "the" and "get" are very important for it to make sense.

However, then I still don't get it. Why should you get out of the way when you take the 's' out of sub? Ubway. Not something I'd run away from.

ask another person. They will say "Their is no F in way."

GET IT? HARHAR!

A mad man comes into a bus and shouts!
I'm a derivative!!! I'm gonna differentiate you all until you become zero!
All the people in the bar get out inmediatly except one guy!
The mad man moves to the guy and screams - You'll become nothing! Not even your mother will be able to integrate your parts!!!
The guy looks at him and smiles.
Puzzled, the crazy man asks - Are you nuts? You're about to be nullified!!! Why are you smiling!!!!???
Because I'm e^x

A constant and an e^x were walking down the street when they see a derivative coming down the street.

The constant starts freakin' out, they jump into an alley and he begins to scream, "Man! I'm not gonna make it, he's gonna wipe me off the face of the earth!".

e^x tells him "Don't you worry, he can't do anything to me, I'll ambush him and then you'll be fine"

So e^x waits in the alley and jumps out at the derivative, and says "Hi, I'm e^x."

The derivative smiles and says "Hi, I'm d/dy"

Does your mother know you're gay?

Quote: Original post by GroZZleR
Does your mother know you're gay?

What?

Quote: Original post by pkelly83
I hope someone can understand this but it is one of the worst jokes I know (apologies for spelling mistakes, not that most will notice):

Tá beirt dunie Provo ag suil ar an bothar i bealfeiste,
duirt amhain "Ceapainn tú an fir sin ar an UVF",
Duirt an Provo eile "Ní ceapaim".

Free pint to first person who get its. Get it! hahahhaha.

*groan*

3 engineers - a mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer are talking about the profession of God. The mechanical engineer says "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at all the joints of the human body! Look at how it is constructed. Difinitly a mechanical engineer". The electrical engineer says "no way! God's an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system". Finally, the civil engineer ends the argument with "You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer. Who else would have run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?"

Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a mini?
A: Simple; 2 in the front, 2 in the back.

Q: Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead

Q: Why did the 2nd koala bear fall out of the tree?
A: I nailed it to the first one.

A horse walks in to a bar.

Barman: "Why the long face?"

Quote: Original post by Paul Cunningham
Q: Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead

Q: Why did the 2nd koala bear fall out of the tree?
A: I nailed it to the first one.

C'mon, you're an Aussie. You should know better.

Koalas are not bears.