Quote:Original post by Rixter Here's one I made up when my CS friends and I were making up stupid CS jokes: (sorry for my terrible story making uping writing)
One day an array and a linked list were having an argument about who is faster so they decided to race.
They line up and get ready, the array wasn't scared, he knew he was the fastest thing around. The linked list then gets rid of all it's elements except the first. 'Whatever', thought the array, 'I may not be dynamic, but I'm still faster'.
The race started and they both took off as fast as they could. The array straining, going faster than it ever had before, but in the end it just couldn't win!
Know why?
Because the linked list was always just a head.
best one yet, IMO.
I program in my sleep,but when I sleep I use the partition in my head that doesnt have g++ or the .net library, so im kinda screwed.
Quote:Original post by fractoid It's actually quite a common (and AFAIK the original) term for it. Maybe 'seizure' is more common in your part of the world, but haven't you ever heard of an 'epileptic fit'?
No. I've heard of an epileptic seizure, though. Weird.
Nein heer du smign. ah open up the nine im heer du shmine
A man goes to a doctor and he says, "Doctor! Doctor! I have this terrible problem. I can't remember ANYTHING!" The doctor asks him, "How long have you had this problem?" The man says, "what problem?"
Dumb blonde joke coming up.
A redhead, a blonde, and a brunette agreed to race across the river, doing the breast stroke. The brunette won in about 5 minutes, followed by the redhead in 7. The blonde, however took 5 weeks to cross. When she finally gets to the shore, the others ask her what took you so long. She says, "I thought we were doing the BREAST stroke!"
