Jim: How many ADHD kids does it take to unscrew a lightbulb?
Joe: I don't know, how many?
Jim: ...wanna go ride bikes?
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468
May 02, 2005 08:09 PM
I seen this on a car today:
"I got this bumper sticker for my girlfriend... Best trade I ever made!"
"I got this bumper sticker for my girlfriend... Best trade I ever made!"
1,366
May 02, 2005 08:37 PM
Quote: Original post by H_o_p_s
Two Irish men walk out of a bar!
Get it? Har! Har! Har! It is almost as funny as:
Two Mexicans drove by in a truck!
But not nearly as funny as:
Two programmers go out on a date!
154
May 02, 2005 09:45 PM
Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!
I program in my sleep,but when I sleep I use the partition in my head that doesnt have g++ or the .net library, so im kinda screwed.
1,256
May 02, 2005 10:59 PM
Quote: Original post by supercoder74
Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!
That's up there with:
There are only 10 kinds of people - those that know binary and those that don't.
May 02, 2005 11:06 PM
Quote: Original post by MoeThat is one of my favorite ones of all time though! I actually have a shirt that has that on it....Quote: Original post by supercoder74
Can you hold on to this?
C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run\Dos\Run!
That's up there with:
There are only 10 kinds of people - those that know binary and those that don't.
BRING BACK THE BLACK (or at least something darker)
2,001
May 02, 2005 11:30 PM
Quote: Original post by skittleoI don't get it. [embarrass]
How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.
[Website] [+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++]
1,072
May 03, 2005 03:16 AM
Quote: Original post by benryvesQuote: Original post by skittleoI don't get it. [embarrass]
How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.
Me neither... I've heard jokes like this... but...
gsgraham.comSo, no, zebras are not causing hurricanes.
366
May 03, 2005 03:57 AM
two strings walk into a bar
One says to the bartender "Hi, i want some beerseawotwnaetlkn%#@$^@(#*!*(%^!#(*$^!(#*&%@(#YNASDKLVFNawlfhtwenawjkhtjwnefahweifnawelnfaklwnfklawhyrlawnrf&*^#*(@%
%)U&Q@#%JR{E#RWNME$ITHW$TW$N@
2352q
52abskjbfwe490r5u7wejafawerawefwe"
The other says "Sorry, my freinds not null terminated"
From,
Nice coder
One says to the bartender "Hi, i want some beerseawotwnaetlkn%#@$^@(#*!*(%^!#(*$^!(#*&%@(#YNASDKLVFNawlfhtwenawjkhtjwnefahweifnawelnfaklwnfklawhyrlawnrf&*^#*(@%
%)U&Q@#%JR{E#RWNME$ITHW$TW$N@
2352q
52abskjbfwe490r5u7wejafawerawefwe"
The other says "Sorry, my freinds not null terminated"
From,
Nice coder
Click here to patch the mozilla IDN exploit, or click Here then type in Network.enableidn and set its value to false. Restart the browser for the patches to work.
484
May 03, 2005 06:52 AM
Quote: Original post by Avatar GodQuote: Original post by benryvesQuote: Original post by skittleoI don't get it. [embarrass]
How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....?
... You take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way.
Me neither... I've heard jokes like this... but...
Thirding that. I thought it'd be a phonetic thing, but it isn't, as far as I can tell. Explain.
Nein heer du smign. ah open up the nine im heer du shmine
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