re. the f in way jokes
What is the most painful part of a joke?
Explaining it.
:)
Bad Jokes
October 21, 2005 01:33 AM
Q: Why is the Conservative party investing large sums of public money into chemical plants and volcanos?
A: They want Lava-Tories in their Labor-Tories.
A: They want Lava-Tories in their Labor-Tories.
October 21, 2005 03:46 AM
Q: Why do some people call some people some people when some people walk by some people watching some people watch some people?
A: Um... because some people do call some people some people when some people walk by some people watching some people watch some people, all in the name of ambiquity.
A: Um... because some people do call some people some people when some people walk by some people watching some people watch some people, all in the name of ambiquity.
BRING BACK THE BLACK (or at least something darker)
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October 21, 2005 08:32 AM
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHA I DONT GET IT HAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHHHA
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October 21, 2005 10:14 AM
Boolean, I just reealized that your avatar has a hole through its head and not a picture of a tipping kettle on the side.
That makes more sense.
That makes more sense.
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October 21, 2005 05:40 PM
Quote: Original post by Thermodynamics
Boolean, I just reealized that your avatar has a hole through its head and not a picture of a tipping kettle on the side.
That makes more sense.
Oh you're right! That's a HOLE! I thought it was like a cyborg thing with a big pink bump on its head, with a shiny spot. I used to think it was a purple dinosaur. Weird.
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October 21, 2005 06:29 PM
time to break the unfunny streak
http://www.thetravisty.com/Celebrity_Jeopardy.php
http://www.thetravisty.com/Celebrity_Jeopardy.php
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October 21, 2005 10:03 PM
There is a martian couple and a human couple, and they decide (in the name of science) to trade sex partners.
The human girl is with the martian guy. She looks at his penis and says, "It's a bit small." The martian looks down and says, "You're right. Pull my nose." She pulls his nose, and his penis gets larger. She does it a couple of more times, and then they have sex.
Afterward, the girl meets up with the guy to compare. "Mine was pretty good, how was yours?" she asks him. "Well," he says, "it wasn't too bad. But for some reason she kept pulling on my nose."
The human girl is with the martian guy. She looks at his penis and says, "It's a bit small." The martian looks down and says, "You're right. Pull my nose." She pulls his nose, and his penis gets larger. She does it a couple of more times, and then they have sex.
Afterward, the girl meets up with the guy to compare. "Mine was pretty good, how was yours?" she asks him. "Well," he says, "it wasn't too bad. But for some reason she kept pulling on my nose."
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