how come hippies are mad when you kill a dear due to your bad driving, but they are fine with killing an unborn baby because of their bad driving?

[Edited by - game mercenary on July 1, 2005 10:18:40 AM]

Blonde joke:

What do you call a flie in a blondes head?

-Lost in Space

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!".

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Original post by Ronenriku Quote: Original post by Boris Karloff I was thinking something along those lines, too, but it still doesn't make any sense. And if that's indead what the F means, then it should be worded better, perhaps like this: Quote: How do you fit an elephant onto a subway....? ... You take the 's' out of the sub and get the 'f' out of the way. The use of the words "the" and "get" are very important for it to make sense. However, then I still don't get it. Why should you get out of the way when you take the 's' out of sub? Ubway. Not something I'd run away from. ask another person. They will say "Their is no F in way." GET IT? HARHAR!

Okay. So the full script would go like this?

You: How do you fit an elephant onto a subway?
Them: I don't know... how?
You: You take the 's' out of the sub and get the 'f' out of the way.
Them: There is no 'f' in 'way'.
You: Hahahahaha! Exactly!
Them: Huh?

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Original post by pkelly83 Tá beirt dunie Provo ag suil ar an bothar i bealfeiste, duirt amhain "Ceapainn tú an fir sin ar an UVF", Duirt an Provo eile "Ní ceapaim".

That's easy for _you_ to say.

--
Sean Timarco Baggaley

This thread should have retired months ago? Last reply before mine was on 1st July?

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Original post by Anonymous Poster There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

[lol]

You know gas prices are getting too high when you ask for $5 of gas, the clerk farts in your tank then gives you a reciept.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
-Nail its other foot down.

This guy walks into a bar. As he is ordering his drink, he notices a jar full of money on a shelf. So he asks the bartender what it was for. He gets a reply saying, "it all goes to whoever makes my horse laugh". The man sets his drink down and heads over to the corner the bartender pointed to. He whispers something in the horses ear and horse starts laughing. The man then goes and collects his money and leaves.

The next day he comes back and sees the jar of money again. So he asks what its for this time. The bartender said, "anyone who can make my horse cry gets the jar of money". So th man walks over to the horse and starts doing some strange things in the corner. The horse starts crying. As he goes over to collect the money, the bartender asked him how he made his horse both laugh and cry. To which he got the reply, "well yesterday I told him my dick was bigger than his, and today I proved it".

How many Irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Five. 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 4 to drink enough beer to make the room spin.

My French teacher told me these two blonde jokes, and they do not reference blondes at all, she's the blonde one.

A contractor is building a house for a million dollars. The client, a very rich man, dosen't want him to have anything left over. When the client returns after two months in Europe, the contractor has one brick left. Frantic, he throws the brick. The millionaire client checks out the house and says, "Here's your million dollars."

A plane was ready to take off, and there were two passengers, one with a small dog, and the other smoking a large cigar. The stewardess informed them of what they had on the plane, so they both threw them out the plane window.
A few weeks later, as the plane was returning, they all see the dog on the runway.
Q: Guess what the dog had in its mouth.








A: The brick.