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Original post by fractoid It's actually quite a common (and AFAIK the original) term for it. Maybe 'seizure' is more common in your part of the world, but haven't you ever heard of an 'epileptic fit'?

No. I've heard of an epileptic seizure, though. Weird.

A man goes to a doctor and he says, "Doctor! Doctor! I have this terrible problem. I can't remember ANYTHING!" The doctor asks him, "How long have you had this problem?" The man says, "what problem?"

Dumb blonde joke coming up.

A redhead, a blonde, and a brunette agreed to race across the river, doing the breast stroke. The brunette won in about 5 minutes, followed by the redhead in 7. The blonde, however took 5 weeks to cross. When she finally gets to the shore, the others ask her what took you so long. She says, "I thought we were doing the BREAST stroke!"

One snowman says to the other, "can you smell carrots?"

I am absolutely loling right now. Especially the multithreaded chicken? LOL

I never spam e-mail, but my office is getting links to this.

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Original post by walkingcarcass One snowman says to the other, "can you smell carrots?"

HA HA! Someone told me that one at work just last week ^_^

Heres one....

What's funnier than a dead baby?





A Dead Baby in a clown suit.

Har Har Har....

What's the difference between a baby and a bowl of Wendy's chili?

You won't find a finger when I'm done with the baby. Hohoho [smile]

[Edited by - Boder on May 22, 2005 10:46:59 PM]

I liked the race neutral joke idea so here is a two parter (but if you live in CA you can probably guess what was used when I heard it):


Why don't [race]'s ever rob banks?
They can't peddle there bikes fast enough to make the get-away.


Why don't you hit a [race] with your car when you see them riding a bike in the street?
It's probably your bike.

which is easier to move

A. a truck full of dead babies
B. a truck of bowling balls


A: A. because you can use a pitch fork



Q: how many babies does it take to paint a wall red

A: depends, how hard can you throw?


how do you make a dead baby float

add ice cream


whats the difference between a ford full of dead babies and my car

I drive a honda


* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

1.
Two tomatoes try to cross the road, then one says to another:
- Hey, look out! Here comes a *splork*
- What *splork*



2.
You're driving your motorbike, you got fire-truck behind you and closing in, an helicopter in front of you flying very low almost hitting you with the heli, a huge pig on your left and a deep abyss on your right!

What do you do? How do you escape??





Jump out of the carrousel! (weee)

[Edited by - Carlos Leituga on May 25, 2005 3:40:06 PM]