There is this geek walking down the street. Suddenly he sees a frog, which says to him: "Hmm kiss me, I'm a beautiful princess!!". The geek picks up the frog and just puts it in his pocket. "What are you doing? You are supposed to kiss me!", the frog yells. "Listen", says the geek, "I'm not interested in girls at all, but having a talking frog is just awesome".

Ok- I got two bad math jokes and then a generically offensive joke:

Why didn't the Russian mathematician go to the beach?

Because he thought the sin (sun) over the cos(coast) would give him a tan.

Yeah. That one's a lot better out loud.

A guy asks Jesus what the point of life is. Unperturbed, Jesus writes the following in the sand:

y = x(squared) + 2x + 4

And the guy's all like wtf? But Jesus is like: "you'll learn".

So later, he goes to one of Jesus's apostles and asks him to explain it. The guy says: "What do these letters and numbers mean?"

The Apostle answers: "Oh dont worry, that's just one of Jesus's PARABOLAS".
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I said they were bad. Now the last one:

A guy goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why he needs so much alcohol. The guy answers:
"Well, to be honest, I just had my first bj."

Be bartender tries to liven him up:
"WHat? That should be grounds for celebration. Here- I'll give you a martini on the house."

The guy downs his 4th shot and answers:
"Nah- its ok. If 12 shots of whiskey wont get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
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That joke is ok...

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Original post by ender7771 y = x(squared) + 2x + 4

more bad jokes....

Q. what's brown and sticky?
A. A stick


Q. whats pink and fluffy
A. pink fluff

:)

What color is a cheerleader? Yeller.

Why are crocodiles brown and flat? Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Oh, and by the way, if you google "bad jokes" this thread is number 4…

A neutron walks into a bar, asks for a beer, and eats some nuts. The beer comes, but he realizes he doesn't have any money.

"Oh, man, I'm sorry, I don't have any money!" he exlaims.

The bartender smiles and says, "that's alright... for you, no charge."


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What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

ARRRRgyle!

What's a pirate's favorite color?

ARRRange!

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It's rated ARRRR!

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?

(wait)

A pirate ship, dimwit.


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How much does corn cost at the pirate vegetable stand?

A buck an ear!


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What do you call a pair of trigonometric pigs?

Coswine!


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One time I had all this work to do and I didn't waste my time online

ha.

Oh wow… when I'm signed in to my google account it changes the search returns! When I log out I get a completely different set of links. How strange…

Well, since they parse your mails, they probably assume that you are a strange nerd so they promote links to nerdey sites.

That's what I'd do if I were them [wink]

actualy, do you have desktop search activated perhaps?

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Original post by PaulCesar actualy, do you have desktop search activated perhaps?

Nope, I'm a mac geek [grin] but like I said, I have a google account which impacts my searches.