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A man walked into a bar. Ow.

Did anyone not say this?

Also how did anyone miss this one.

Ok so three men are in a car driving through the desert when it suddenly breaks down. The first an electrical engineer steps out, looks around the car, and says "It must be a problem with the electrical system, maybe we should try replacing the battery". The second man a mechanical engineer steps out pops the hood fiddles with some stuff before "Saying it must be a problem with the engine, maybe we should replace some belts". The third man a Microsoft programmer steps out and says, "why dont we just try closing all the windows, shutting it down, waiting a few minutes, and starting it up again"

In the dictionary:
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.

Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
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BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.

Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

If God had intended humans to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports.

"It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.

AND MORE……

2 men were going hunting when one of them suddenly had a heart attack. So the other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency.
"Hello? My friend is dead"
"Ok, calm down sir, the first thing you want to do is make sure he's dead"
*BAM*
"Ok, now what?"

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Original post by aidan_walsh Quote: Original post by pkelly83 I hope someone can understand this but it is one of the worst jokes I know (apologies for spelling mistakes, not that most will notice): Tá beirt dunie Provo ag suil ar an bothar i bealfeiste, duirt amhain "Ceapainn tú an fir sin ar an UVF", Duirt an Provo eile "Ní ceapaim". Free pint to first person who get its. Get it! hahahhaha. *groan*

*seconds aidans groan*

"My uncle is the magic teacher, he can walk under the street and turns the bar."

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Original post by H_o_p_s "My uncle is the magic teacher, he can walk under the street and turns the bar."

"I have a magic uncle, he can walk down the street and turn into a bar!" sounds more like the classic "magic tractor" joke.

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Original post by Anonymous Poster stupid bablefish, lost in translation

Which is why you ask a person to translate things for you.

re. the f in way jokes

What is the most painful part of a joke?

Explaining it.

:)

Q: Why do some people call some people some people when some people walk by some people watching some people watch some people?

A: Um... because some people do call some people some people when some people walk by some people watching some people watch some people, all in the name of ambiquity.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHA I DONT GET IT HAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHHHA