Well, there's one mystery debunked. I managed to track down the white thing on the show floor, turns out to be some kind of gorilla - it was handing out these bananna things. I dunno, saw it from a distance. When approached for questioning it seemed to see me coming with the white Press ribbon and took off. I only got a pick of it's backside but it's pretty clear this time.

So does that mean the black one is some sort of gorilla too? What's with the wings tho?? Maybe they'll fight when they run into each other sometime...