In the interest of improving the quality of life for game developers, I propose the creation of the Brotherhood of Gamesters union. I'll be the Hoffa of this litte effort, and I am currently accepting membership dues and applications for various union positions, including Enforcer (crow-bar or baseball bat wielding experience a must) and Lackey (I don't care how fat I'm getting, you tell me I look great or I send an Enforcer around to talk to you).