"Would You Like Fires With That?"
A guy walks into a store and asks for a pack of smokes....
Funny, my first thought was this was about firing staff for every sale...
"Buy my game, and I'll fire someone, if you want." :lol:
But I guess it was just some "smart" autocorrection playing.
EDIT:
Humm.... just thinking, something that might actually work might be "I will have to fire someone
if you don't buy.". Much like "My 7 children are starving! - You said you had 5. - Hah, you got me there!".
But, on topic, I don't see anything wrong with "Would you like fries with that" as long as it's not really
fries (not only do I dislike them, but they're so darn unhealthy, too).
Some guy buys a magic helm +5 in your store, and you ask him "Would you like speed boots with that?". What's wrong with this? Nothing if you ask me. It's not causing any harm to the client (other than costing him another 500 bogon coins, which he will spend on useless stuff either way). That, and you gotta feed your seven starving children, too.
In any case, it is none more immoral than
luring the customer into buying an apparently reasonably-priced razor for which you must buy precisely the correct super expensive blades (and no other blade will fit), or selling an electric toothbrush where none but your 5.95-a-piece brushes will fit, or selling a coffee maker which calls for replacing your super expensive water filter once every 14 days and running the cleaning program (which requires your super expensive cleaning agents) once per week.