Being familliar with the USPO, you should know that just because you can be granted a patent for something, that in no way means you patent is really useful/valid.
**Snipped personal attacks directed at Obscure and arrogance about IP knowledge**
For example, many people hold patents on obvious/previously-known programming concepts, like double-clicking, the linked-list, the emoticon (smiley), etc, etc... I know one US games company that holds a patent on the use of the 16:10 aspect ratio within their particular genre of games! My ex-wife holds the US patent on the 20-sided dice FFS -- you think 20-sided dice were really invented a few years ago?
The USPO granted all of these patents (and happily took the fees), but if challenged in court, none of them would hold up.
The USPO does grant gameplay patents, and some of them have even been used in lawsuits, but I've never heard of any of these cases actually making it to court (there's usually a settlement). There's past precedence from some board game cases though where gameplay ideas have been rejected as being patentable.
But anyway, you're acting like an angry child in this thread, which actually does impact your credibility, and may have something to do with why no-one is taking you seriously.