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stupidest titles of games

Started by January 10, 2002 07:12 PM
69 comments, last by grine 22 years, 11 months ago
You know it''s going to come out eventually...

"Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"

Uggghhhhh
The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the Sermon on the Mount." - General Omar Bradley
Shaq-Fu!

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Shaq-fu kicked ass.
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quote: Original post by ZealousElixir
...I was also a game on the SNES...
were you???


George D. Filiotis
Are you in support of the ban of Dihydrogen Monoxide? You should be!
Geordi
George D. Filiotis
Custer''s Revenge: The game where you rape an indian tied to cactus - and that''s all you do. No, I''m not making it up. Probably the worst game ever conceived.
quote: Original post by Tacit
Well, I thought this one was pretty bad.

Space Bunnies Must Die!

Giant rabbits from outer space have invaded Earth, turning humans into lumbering zombies and vivisecting our beloved animal friends. Can anybody stop the mindless slaughter? Yes, you can! In Space Bunnies Must Die!


the art on the box made up for the horrible title though
a lesson we could all learn-
"with proper box art, you TOO can sell a shitty title"
kinda like putting perfume on dog feces.. makes it
nicer to be around... hrm.. or maybe not.



-eldee
;another space monkey;
-eldee;another space monkey;[ Forced Evolution Studios ]
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quote: Original post by ZealousElixir
...I was also a game on the SNES...


quote: Original post by Symphonic
were you???



Lol! Yes it was.

Later,
ZE.


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quote: Original post by Zole
Final Fight Guy always struck me as kinda funny. Like it was the name of some fellow who went around promoting Final Fight. "Hey everybody! I''m the Final Fight Guy!" In fact it was just Final Fight with Cody removed and Guy in his place. Still didn''t have a two player mode.


The name isn''t pronounced the same as the word "guy".


Parapa the Rappa
Pong
Pac Man

LOL!...how about the TG-16 "CRAP CLASSIC"...


Toilet Kids


never heard of it?...follow this link:
http://www.classicgaming.com/shmups/reviews/toilet_kids/toilet.htm


I was always somewhat baffled by the game ''Giant Killers''. Maybe it is just me, but when I see a game called ''Giant Killers'' I expect it to invole killing giants, presumably in some sort of RPG format. However, this game is in fact a football game.

I think giant killers is some sort of footballing expression. But since I have zero interest in football, I have no idea what it means, or where it came from.

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