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(Fake) Position Open

Started by October 08, 2015 07:39 PM
2 comments, last by jpetrie 9 years, 3 months ago

This is a fake unpaid job posting, okay? Read on;

THE TEAM

Who are we? We're a fake studio company pretending to be grown ups. We're passionate about making games, so it's not about the money --but we really desparately wish this, our first game, to be really successful so we can make lots of money, so we can then make another game and make even more money because that's how the world works in my head.

THE GAME

I've got this really great idea for a game, that I can't really define, that will make us so successful that I'll have to setup a real company later just to show off how great I am to everyone who ever doubted me.

WHAT'S REQUIRED

Basically; for you to do all the work while I claim all the credit for my vision --which I can't tell you about because it's so good I don't want anyone to steal it or I won't be able to get rich by doing nothing.

Minimum amount of time you need to devote to the project every week: 24 hours, 7 days a week.

WHAT ELSE?

You need to be experienced, like so good --that you've probably already got a job and aren't reading this. But that's okay, I'm sure someone else is also pretending to be important and will apply, so we can Skype every week and lie to each other together.

IS IT PAID

Not yet. But my idea can't fail so do all the hard work for me and I'll give you some of the profits, maybe --If I haven't blown it all already --on Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

ABOUT ME

I'm passionate about games but I'm more passionate about the money games make.

SO WHAT IS THE GAME, C'MON

It's a VR MMO RPG about a character who wants to make a game and be rich.

"So, the Internet is your game?"

Pretty much.

"Sounds like your passionate about buying and playing a game, not making it."

You're probably right.

NEED NOT APPLY

Not to discourage anyone, but I think this thread should be pinned.

Quick question...

Can you marry the Hulk and/or play hockey in this game?
Will it be written in HTML with variables?
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Do you offer compensation VIA kickstarter, or indiegogo once the kickstarter fails?

I don't see what is constructive or useful about this at all.

If you have some reasoned advice to convey to users who create postings like the one you've illustrated, say it. All you've done here is mock them, which helps nobody and is not okay.

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