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Feedback on my kickstarter

Started by November 08, 2014 10:10 AM
19 comments, last by Madhed 10 years ago

Hey, I need some feedback here.

I know there's no pictures or videos yet.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1723669814/1257278820?token=3d2d640e

void hurrrrrrrr() {__asm sub [ebp+4],5;}

There are ten kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

if you manage fishes to swim in a circle and attach magnets to them then you could possibly have perpetum mobile ;p

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I like it.


SHIP IT!!!

throw table_exception("(? ???)? ? ???");

I gotta get a fish (for pictures) and make a prototype.

void hurrrrrrrr() {__asm sub [ebp+4],5;}

There are ten kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Must be too early in the morning for me?

Do fish stink, go and buy a fresh one in the supermarket, don't really stink to much, or go and catch one live, not that much smell, rotten fish maybe.

Is there some Freudian stuff going on here?

I know this is all a joke, but i still can't help doing this:

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Spelling and grammar is really important, otherwise it makes your kickstarter seem like a joke. Nobody will actually believe you know about fish hygiene if you make such casual grammar mistakes.

Facilities for fish to take showers so they can succeed in job interviews.

Fish have schools but no jobs. That's why eating them makes you smarter: they store up all that intelligence and then when you eat them you absorb their mana wisdom and gain their powers (that's science).

But what if there were is a better way?


After generations of eating fish and absorbing their intelligence, mankind has finally reached a new plateau of intellect. It's time to stop breaking our backs on menial labor and retire as a species, kicking back, and relaxing, and letting a new plebeian caste rise (float?) up and to do all the crappy stuff for us while we party and play video games. [You were using 'and' too many times in one sentence]
It's time to ask ourselves: If fish are so smart, then why don't they have jobs?

The answer is obvious: Fish stink. There are no showers facilities in the ocean! They can't get jobs because they smell terrible and can't aren't able to pass any interviews; not even the ones for the late shift at convenience stores. [You were using " can't " too many times in one sentence]

My proposal is simple:

Stage 1, which is presented here, involves creating underwater shower facilities that will work underwater in the ocean. Once the fish can shower properly, they'll be able to present themselves for interviews in an inoffensive fashion.
Stage 2 is to hire the fish to do all the crappy work for extremely low wages. They've never had jobs before, and there's no fish labor laws, so they won't know any better. This stage will require adapting our work tools tools for use by fish, which will require another kickstarter later. (Note: Don't be a jerk and pay them fair wages; you'll ruin it for everyone.)
Stage 3 involves having is to have the fish conduct all the labor worldwide, so we can form a grand empire where humans dominate the fish and live in opulence and luxury luxurious opulence. [You were using 'and' too many times again]

Risks and challenges:

This stink has been setting spreading since the Cambrian period. We may need to develop some pretty impressive shower power here.

Need moar floor caek.

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