Hey, I need some feedback here.
I know there's no pictures or videos yet.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1723669814/1257278820?token=3d2d640e
Hey, I need some feedback here.
I know there's no pictures or videos yet.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1723669814/1257278820?token=3d2d640e
if you manage fishes to swim in a circle and attach magnets to them then you could possibly have perpetum mobile ;p
I gotta get a fish (for pictures) and make a prototype.
Must be too early in the morning for me?
Do fish stink, go and buy a fresh one in the supermarket, don't really stink to much, or go and catch one live, not that much smell, rotten fish maybe.
Is there some Freudian stuff going on here?
Spelling and grammar is really important, otherwise it makes your kickstarter seem like a joke. Nobody will actually believe you know about fish hygiene if you make such casual grammar mistakes.
Facilities for fish to take showers so they can succeed in job interviews.
Fish have schools but no jobs. That's why eating them makes you smarter: they store up all that intelligence andthenwhen you eat them you absorb theirmanawisdom and gain their powers (that's science).
But what if therewereis a better way?
After generations of eating fish and absorbing their intelligence, mankind has finally reached a new plateau of intellect. It's time to stop breaking our backs on menial labor and retire as a species, kicking back,andrelaxing, and letting a new plebeian caste rise (float?) upandto do all the crappy stuff for us while we party and playvideogames. [You were using 'and' too many times in one sentence]
It's time to ask ourselves: If fish are so smart, then why don't they have jobs?The answer is obvious: Fish stink. There are no showers
facilitiesin the ocean! They can't get jobs because they smell terrible andcan'taren't able to pass any interviews; not even the ones for the late shift at convenience stores. [You were using " can't " too many times in one sentence]
My proposal is simple:
Stage 1, which is presented here, involves creating underwater shower facilities that will workunderwaterin the ocean. Once the fish can shower properly, they'll be able to present themselves for interviews in an inoffensive fashion.
Stage 2 is to hire the fish to do all the crappy work for extremely low wages. They've never had jobs before, and there's no fish labor laws, so they won't know any better. This stage will require adapting our work toolstoolsfor use by fish, which will require another kickstarter later. (Note:Don't be a jerk and pay them fair wages; you'll ruin it for everyone.)
Stage 3 involves havingis to havethe fish conduct all the labor worldwide, so we can form a grand empire where humans dominate the fish and live inopulence and luxuryluxurious opulence. [You were using 'and' too many times again]
Risks and challenges:This stink has been
settingspreading since the Cambrian period. We may need to develop some pretty impressive shower power here.
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