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if you were to make a programing language, what would you name it?

Started by May 20, 2013 11:46 PM
51 comments, last by HappyCoder 11 years, 7 months ago

Well, it's like taking object oriented programming, but breaking each object into atoms. The combined atoms make an object. Splitting an atom causes the computer to play a mushroom cloud screen.

Doh! I didn't realize this was a joke. Which I guess is a joke in itself.

It's all good, maybe I'll invent atomic oriented programming anyways...then it won't be a joke.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

You know what? You should.

The more I think at it, the more I believe this is da real breakthrough.

After all, real world is based on atoms. Stop this computer science nonsense! Just learn chemistry and be done with it. Real world works so why you shouldn't? It's real science you can use in the real world. Be an awesome programmer and real-world scientists with a real lab with bunsens and ... stuff.

Also, cake.

Previously "Krohm"

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Yea, imagine what happens when you split an atom...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Stutter, a language similar to Google Dart but meant to be used as a scripting language. The languages main focus is to have a set of lightweight threads running together allowing each thread to focus only a single simple task such as responding to a button press.

My current game project Platform RPG

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