Finding a suitable dedicated girlfriend

x · 2012-02-20T18:21:37

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Current needs: want to break up my existing girlfriend at home with aim to achieve more sex. Her sex drive is currently very low, capping at around 1 night / month (setting up flowers is impossible for me - and also apparently for most other people seeing as the attempt itself is literally crap)[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Future wants: might want to set up with another girl at one point[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Looks and Personality: I really want to keep things down to earth. EU dating websites only, must be available to whole of Europe (not just the UK, which seems to be the case for most dating sites)[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Findings: A general WTH: finding a proper girl is like trying to hit that magic itching spot on your back that you just can't reach. Upon closer look most women are either reported to be really crap with them complaining about men, stability, support and reliability at least half the time or she is just demanding, which is pretty much a joke. The cold truth, though, is that most of them (including eHarmony and match.com) don't provide any appreciable selection of women at all. I only want a stable girlfriend without having to sell my house for it (even just 2 kids to support would be adequate TBH) and I've been scouring the webs for a reliable woman for several hours without any real luck. As far as I can tell, Areca is the top choice here, but her good looks seem to be seriously fake (really, Kim Kardashian look-a-like?)[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Confusion: why do many women list the most ridiculous demands as something like sensitive, but they are not even that good looking. This seems to be the case esp. on eHarmony. The really weird part of it is that most other websites don't post pictures at all (a lot like match.com versions not publicly listing their pictures *rolleyes*) . I'm still assuming that they have a minimum penis size requirement.[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] So, if anyone here has any experience regarding setting up an online date, I'd really appreciate some input![/font]

irreversible

2,900

February 08, 2012 08:11 AM

I thought some of it was pretty hilarious.

PS: I'm filing a lawsuit for IP infringement.

alnite

Author

3,454

February 08, 2012 06:42 PM

LOL. Yeah, once in a while I have a stroke of borderline crazy.

way2lazy2care

793

February 08, 2012 07:20 PM

Actually no, I wasn't hacked. It was just a joke. I happened to read irreversible's thread with the title cropped "Finding a suitable ", and I immediately thought of a girl-problem thread. After disappointed that he was just looking for a RAID card, I was wondering if I could turn the entire thread into what I thought it was.

This thread much more interesting with explanation.

Matias Goldberg

9,638

February 08, 2012 08:35 PM

Lack of sex with your girlfriend? Have you tried performing a Hard reset?

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That is at least, SEGA's ultimate solution to well, almost any problem in life.

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JackOfAllTrades

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February 08, 2012 10:09 PM

Actually no, I wasn't hacked. It was just a joke. I happened to read irreversible's thread with the title cropped "Finding a suitable ", and I immediately thought of a girl-problem thread. After disappointed that he was just looking for a RAID card, I was wondering if I could turn the entire thread into what I thought it was.

Good news is that this is fake. Bad news is that we now all know about your below average man hood.

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Sik_the_hedgehog

3,003

February 09, 2012 04:31 AM

Bad news is that we now all know about your below average man hood.

How do you know that isn't fake too? =P

Don't pay much attention to "the hedgehog" in my nick, it's just because "Sik" was already taken =/ By the way, Sik is pronounced like seek, not like sick.

JackOfAllTrades

109

February 09, 2012 04:53 AM

[quote name='SteveDeFacto' timestamp='1328738945' post='4911088']Bad news is that we now all know about your below average man hood.

How do you know that isn't fake too? =P
[/quote]
Sounds like you know a little too much about what Alnite is packing...

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Sik_the_hedgehog

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February 09, 2012 03:32 PM

[quote name='Sik_the_hedgehog' timestamp='1328761898' post='4911176']
[quote name='SteveDeFacto' timestamp='1328738945' post='4911088']Bad news is that we now all know about your below average man hood.

How do you know that isn't fake too? =P
[/quote]
Sounds like you know a little too much about what Alnite is packing...
[/quote]
No, I'm just saying we don't have any serious proof yet =P

Don't pay much attention to "the hedgehog" in my nick, it's just because "Sik" was already taken =/ By the way, Sik is pronounced like seek, not like sick.