Finding a suitable dedicated girlfriend

x · 2012-02-20T18:21:37

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Current needs: want to break up my existing girlfriend at home with aim to achieve more sex. Her sex drive is currently very low, capping at around 1 night / month (setting up flowers is impossible for me - and also apparently for most other people seeing as the attempt itself is literally crap)[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Future wants: might want to set up with another girl at one point[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Looks and Personality: I really want to keep things down to earth. EU dating websites only, must be available to whole of Europe (not just the UK, which seems to be the case for most dating sites)[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Findings: A general WTH: finding a proper girl is like trying to hit that magic itching spot on your back that you just can't reach. Upon closer look most women are either reported to be really crap with them complaining about men, stability, support and reliability at least half the time or she is just demanding, which is pretty much a joke. The cold truth, though, is that most of them (including eHarmony and match.com) don't provide any appreciable selection of women at all. I only want a stable girlfriend without having to sell my house for it (even just 2 kids to support would be adequate TBH) and I've been scouring the webs for a reliable woman for several hours without any real luck. As far as I can tell, Areca is the top choice here, but her good looks seem to be seriously fake (really, Kim Kardashian look-a-like?)[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] Confusion: why do many women list the most ridiculous demands as something like sensitive, but they are not even that good looking. This seems to be the case esp. on eHarmony. The really weird part of it is that most other websites don't post pictures at all (a lot like match.com versions not publicly listing their pictures *rolleyes*) . I'm still assuming that they have a minimum penis size requirement.[/font] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif] So, if anyone here has any experience regarding setting up an online date, I'd really appreciate some input![/font]

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Started by alnite February 08, 2012 12:45 AM

30 comments, last by Alpha_ProgDes 12 years, 8 months ago

alnite

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3,454

February 10, 2012 01:57 AM

Yes, indeed. It is. I am not sure what to say about my penis size comments, nor how to proceed from here...

Hodgman

52,718

February 10, 2012 03:01 AM

I like taquitos

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KanonBaum

277

February 10, 2012 05:51 AM

I like taquitos

I'm that imaginary number in the parabola of life.

NaughtActual

100

February 14, 2012 03:18 AM

That awkward moment when...

fastcall22

10,918

February 14, 2012 05:56 AM

I like taquitos

No, not quite. It's more like a burrito.
... Or maybe I misunderstand?

Wait, I don't even --

KanonBaum

277

February 14, 2012 04:06 PM

[quote name='Hodgman' timestamp='1328842913' post='4911520']
I like taquitos

No, not quite. It's more like a burrito.
... Or maybe I misunderstand?

Wait, I don't even --
[/quote]

I'm that imaginary number in the parabola of life.

coderx75

435

February 17, 2012 03:21 PM

GAH! Why'd you come out and say it was a joke?! I was so looking forward to the comments from people that didn't get it. =( Totally shoulda run with it.

Great setup though.

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Alpha_ProgDes

6,963

February 17, 2012 08:17 PM

Yes, indeed. It is. I am not sure what to say about my penis size comments, nor how to proceed from here...

I normally tell people that my cat moves around alot so I constantly have it on my leash. Also the cat tugs on my leash when it wants to go faster. Which is often.

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alnite

Author

3,454

February 17, 2012 11:51 PM

[quote name='alnite' timestamp='1328839020' post='4911510']
Yes, indeed. It is. I am not sure what to say about my penis size comments, nor how to proceed from here...

I normally tell people that my cat moves around alot so I constantly have it on my leash. Also the cat tugs on my leash when it wants to go faster. Which is often.
[/quote]
Cat on a leash?

Cornstalks

7,033

February 17, 2012 11:56 PM

[quote name='Hodgman' timestamp='1328842913' post='4911520']
I like taquitos

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