// deutsch.hh - internal use only#ifndef DEUTSCH_HH_INCLUDED#define DEUTSCH_HH_INCLUDED#define fuer for#define falls if#define andernfalls else#define solange while#define tu do#define haupt main#define ganz int#define natur unsigned int#define gleit float#define zeichen char#define zurueck return #define caus cout#define cein cin#define cfehl cerr#endif // DEUTSCH_HH_INCLUDED
that's so nasty.
I've studied french, portuguese and I aquired a whole bunch of latin-american/caribbean (including creyol) slang. English, is by far, the most easy language in the world.