What you are looking for is the HAL 9000


HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer) is an artificial intelligence. HAL became operational on January 12, 1997 at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra . HAL is dcapable not only of speech recognition, facial recognition, and natural language processing, but also lip reading, art appreciation, interpreting emotions, expressing emotions, reasoning, and chess.


I believe this is what you are looking for. It can also sing Daisy...

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