hey, you got ugly sister?

[Edited by - Chokki on February 2, 2005 9:43:41 PM]

"Hah! Yer superior intelligence is nothing compared to my puny weapons!"

"Sacre Blue! Mon Capit... Ehem... Rawr! Me smash humans now!"

"Ha Ha, you can't hurt me caus I rare endangered BLUE Orc! Wildlife preservation guys hunt you down."

"Me breath worse than your bite! Buuuuurrp!!"

(covering his eyes) "Ha Ha! Stoopid hu-mans can't see me cause I can't see them!"

(covering eyes) "Ha! What I don't see can't hurt me!"

"Me can beat you with one hand behind my back!" (pulls a dismembered human arm from behind his back) "This Hand! Rawr!"

(After the player kills a whole bunch of other Orcs in the same area) "Thronk HATE spawn campers!"

(picks ups a HUGE sword or club) "Hmmm... Me can use this!" (uses it like a baseball bat to hit rocks at the player)

(walking around like a zombie) "Me Zombie Orc! Must eat Braaains! Hu-man Braaains!"

(If the orc is standing next to a pile of gems) "Rawr! Me hit you with rocks!" (starts throwing gems at the player)

(Next to gems) "Me use priceless gems as crude projectiles! Rawr!" (throws gems)

(Orc standing next to a statue or painting of a female Orc) "Thronk give you flowers! Yucky Flowers!" (holds out a bouquet of poisonous weeds)

(next to female statue or painting) "Rawr! Meee Amorrreeay!" (starts singing)

(next to female statue or painting) "Grrr! You think you too good for Thronk!"

(walks up to the player) "Psst... there are humans around here... me can smell them."

(standing behind a counter and holding a HUGE club) "Hey, Hu-mon! You want club? Only ten gold!" (if the player walks up to him) "Here club!" (knocks the player out with the club, steals ten gold from the players wallet and walks off)

(orc doing impressions) "Ivvur not wivvus, ur aginzus."

(orc in karaoke bar) "What is LUV? Babe don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."

(orc again in karaoke bar) "Shot through da HEART, and ur to blame! U give lu-u-uv a bad name."

I remember I used to love this old Sega Genesis game, Mutant League Football. One of the lines for the orc like looking monster was like (KT Slayer I think):

They're going to need a sponge to mop that guy up.

Quote: Original post by Drew_Benton
I remember I used to love this old Sega Genesis game, Mutant League Football. One of the lines for the orc like looking monster was like (KT Slayer I think):

They're going to need a sponge to mop that guy up.

Oh yeah! Cool show too.

I don't know, I like this one personally (all though it sort of fits into more situations than just for orcs).

"They say I strong like bull, but smart like sidewalk. I not know what that mean..."

Quote: Original post by Benjamin Heath
Oh yeah! Cool show too.

Ahh the good ole' days. I should post that on the American Cartoon's thread [lol].

Quote: Original post by Anonymous Poster
Actually that was Lloyd Bridges that said that in Hot Shots. Unless that line just sounded like something Leslie Nealson would say, thus inspiring you to watch his movies again, then I withdraw my correction.

No! No no no no no!

Saddam Hussein said that. "I will kill you until you are dead from it you yankee bastard man."

"Throg know math. One plus one...uh...urk! Hair on fire!"
"This is my warclub, this is my fumb. This is for fighting and this is for fun!" (Yes, yes, it's creepy!)

A goblin said this, but it should work with orcs:

"Dijya know wood burns even better'n rocks?"

i like that one

good luck

edit: I wrote An goblin!