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most irritating game characters

Started by January 10, 2002 05:07 PM
26 comments, last by grine 22 years, 10 months ago
Noober was the ultimate annoying character. Bioware wanted to create someone you''d almost instantly want to kill and they did a damn good job...but I always listened to him for the experience =)

Now the main character from Evil Islands I would like to beat with a large iron rod. His voice gives me headaches and I weep for not only purchasing the game but the fact that that''s the best voice actor they could find.
Here''s another: Diablo, he was just some big red sprite, in literary terms a cardboard character, boring as hell (pun not intended ).
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Johanna Dresari in "Mechwarrior4: Vengeance"...of course, this is not a problem with the character herself, but because the actress was somebody''s niece or daughter rather than a real actress. (I can''t back that up, actually, but based on the performance I can''t be far from the truth.)

Anything small and moving in a situation where you must aim/click manually. The birds in "Resident Evil", the little spiders in "Vampire: The Masquerade", ANY townsperson/villager in ANY RPG on the computer.



ShadeStorm, the Day_Glo Fish
ShadeStorm, the Day_Glo Fish
Hmmm....

The ghosts in Super Mario 3...So goddam annyoing...Especially when you´ve got one on each side of you, so you know that if you stop turning left-right constantly...You´re fried!

Hmm...The Sarafan Sorceresses in Soul Reaver 2...So damn annoying that you can´t autoface them, since the cowardly run away if you get closer than 5 meters...
And while where on he SR2 subject, the Gray Demons and Greens Demons in the future...U know, the ones that block your way so that you can´t run away from them...GOD I HATE ´EM!

Hmm...The zombies in Quake were quite annoying, before you realized you had to blow them up to kill them....
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Ranged enemies in multiplayer realm harcore Diablo2. They tend to attack you before you can even see them, and when you are a fragile sorceress, they are *very* letal...

And when you are lagging for a split second, you are *very* dead.

And when you are dead, you are *very* annoyed, because your character gets erased from the server. PERMANENTLY!

Meaning? That I''m always in the back line, and make sure an ally always enters the room before me

-Maarten Leeuwrik
"Some people when faced with the end of a journey simply decide to begin anew I guess."
All characters in Atlantis 1, for talking R E A L L Y S L O W L Y, about stuff you knew anyway, and in a voice utterly devoid of emotion. (and also for never opening their god damn mouths)

The robots in Starship Titanic, for sheer unhelpfulness.

The aliens in Cydonia, but there was absolutely nothing good anywhere in that game anyway.

All characters in The Ward, for ALL of the above reasons and MORE.

The magical creatures in The Longest Journey, for simply oozing sickening cuteness.

The hen in Stupid Invaders, but that is deliberately annoying so when you finally reach the end of the whole nauseating cut scene, you get a real treat by being allowed to kill him.
"If you go into enough detail, everything becomes circular reasoning." - Captain Insanity
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Slippy "I''m too busy building arwings to go through puberty" Toad from Starfox 64.

"Ya want a piece o'' me?"
"This guy''s REALLY starting to TICK me off!"
"Aaaaaahhhh!!!"

He can''t even go 30 seconds in the first level of the game without getting chased.

I''ve taken an evil liking to letting the bad guys shoot him down. Sometimes I shoot him down myself.
quote: Original post by THE Omega I''ve taken an evil liking to letting the bad guys shoot him down. Sometimes I shoot him down myself.
I use to do that in the first one.

I wanna'' ride on the pope mobile.
quote: Original post by ShadeStorm
Anything small and moving in a situation where you must aim/click manually. The birds in "Resident Evil", the little spiders in "Vampire: The Masquerade", ANY townsperson/villager in ANY RPG on the computer.


/agrees.

I still have nightmares about the deranged clickfest that ensues when you''re trying to chase an enemy in Vampire.



Game: The Adventure (tm).
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In Star Fox 64 I think Falco''s more annoying than Slippy. For instance at the the start of the first level he says his "G-Diffuser" (whatever one of those is) is working fine. Then later on he''s got 3 guys chasing him and suddenly ther''s something wrong with the "G-Diffuser"........yeah whatever Falco, so you save him but he doesn''t say "thanks Fox or thanks for saving me", he says "I guess I should be thankful".........you GUESS!?!??............damn Falco

- DarkIce

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