But after consulting with the Old Nut in the Math Department, f(Y) is able to transport himself into the imaginary world by taking the even root of a negative number:
sqrt (-X)^2
After a frightening search, and traumatic adventures, f(Y) discovers the ultimate weapon - the hyperreals! The undefined chaos of f(D)''s unpredictable behavior is no match for Zeno''s paradox!
But the hyperreals are too much for f(y) to control, and reality itself begins to unravel. Before long, Elvis is storming the Bastille beside Tao, which flows over the battlefield like water. When Pasteur gets a craving for a lemon meringue pie, and orders Frodo to "just give it," things are so out of control that growth decides to kill all the sidewalks in Bavaria by melting emptiness with a fork. Sadly, the light at the end of the tunnel has been horribly depressed lately, and there seems to be no pickle in sight. Can this be resolved? Or is it too late?
Jonathon
quote:
"Mathematics are one of the fundamentaries of educationalizing our youths." -George W. Bush
"When a nation is filled with strife, then do patriots flourish." - Lao Tzu
Jonathon[quote]"Mathematics are one of the fundamentaries of educationalizing our youths." -George W. Bush"When a nation is filled with strife, then do patriots flourish." - Lao Tzu America: Love it or leave it ... in the mess it's in. [/quote]