You are a farmer! You die of dysentery.
You are a wealthy noble! You die two days later of the plague given to you by a rat with fleas.
You are a courier. You get assaulted and murdered by a group of bandits.
You are a doctor. You get hung for heresy against the church.
You break your leg! You can no longer walk for the rest of your life.
You loose a arm! You are dead within the hour.
You got nicked by an arrow! You die from flesh eatting bacteria.
You buy a locking door for your house! You have a 76% chance that half the populace has the same key.
You get sent to the dungeon. You rot there for a year before you finally die.
You are a scholar! You are tortured for knowing to much.
You are minding your own business! You are executed for being accused as a witch.
You are walking down the street! Some douche bag player stabs you like he was an assassin.
You buy a magic ring! You are now 6000 gold pieces short for your stupidity.
Just when you finally got enough money to buy a house, you are suddenly captured and enslaved by your own fricken king.

The guy ahead of me made my hand continue his quip. Starting to see why this is fun though

But hey! There is one good thing!

Declare yourself as king by divine right! Then be executed, and have another king say the same thing.

No, and No.

Cat people are not realistic and no, this is not a good idea.

I could go into explaining why, but I think most has been said, and the rest is in the FAQ!

Though Codefox and Tangletail, if I had any coffe to spill, my screen would now have some coffe stains I couldn't completly wipe away :)

It's funny how almost everyone who wants to get into games industry by straightly starting off with making MMO.

This is the worst attempt at troll-bait I've ever seen.

This one really was in a soundstage in mars.

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And btw, I fucking don't get whats up with people and MMOs. MMOs are awful. Like, we don't get nearly as many people saying "Hey, I want to do a Gran Turismo clone!" or "Hey, I want to make a Dragon Age clone!". I'd like at least to see different takes on the same old "I have an idea!" thing, there are only so many ways to crush the MMO dream...

And btw, I fucking don't get whats up with people and MMOs. MMOs are awful.

These are the same kind of people who want to set up an irc network just to be an irc operator. They want the sense of being god watching thousands of people in their game under their thrall and exercising their admin powers to be almighty. If they just wrote a popular single player game they wouldn't get the same sense of power...

Luckily just like the "I WANNA BE IRC COP LOL" types, these people soon give up when they learn their dream isn't a case of five minutes happy clicking and then thousands of people just come because it exists. Once they realise the work involved they go back to WoW or wherever they came from, butthurt and upset.