People around the world,

My name is Noah Bangs. I have set up a petition for the white house on petitions.whitehouse.gov, because I have discovered the cold, hard truth about energy companies.

Back in the 1800's, Russian inventor Nikola Tesla found a way to use perpetual motion to generate infinite, clean energy. But, greedy energy companies shunned this invention because they were afraid of losing profit.

Money isn't everything, though.

If this petition reaches the president or congress, we could see a huge change in the world today. Cars that don't require fuel, more businesses and enterprises, clear ozone, etc.

We could literally eliminate electricity bills forever.

Sign and share this petition if you agree.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/advocate-use-perpetual-motion-machines-good-earth/WrKck0M2

Noah Bangs

[Citation needed]

Tesla wasn't Russian.

He's right. I

can we just ban this guy already?

Shhhhh... everyone knows that the first law of thermodynamics just doesn't understand people with autism-spectrum disorders.

I'm sure someone else could've come up with some better ones...

Shit, you are maybe right. Shit, I think he or it is actually that Raspberry guy with the beard and that Anastasia Russian person. Thing.

Shit, you are maybe right. Shit, I think he or it is actually that Raspberry guy with the beard and that Anastasia Russian person. Thing.

Mind showing us the model of this perpetual motion machine? :p