You know you've been on the computer too long, when...

Started by Servant of the Lord February 11, 2012 06:11 PM

24 comments, last by 21st Century Moose 12 years, 8 months ago

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33,739

February 11, 2012 06:11 PM

...when you open the refrigerator and take out a package of beef weighing "2 mb" (megabytes) instead of "2 lbs".
([size=2]happened to me two minutes ago)

KanonBaum

277

February 11, 2012 06:47 PM

You begin filling out some forms, make a mistake, and attempt to hold down CTRL+Z on your papers.

I'm that imaginary number in the parabola of life.

Don Carnage

648

February 11, 2012 11:15 PM

You're with a girl, and catch yourself looking for the start button.

It is I, the spectaculous Don Karnage! My bloodthirsty horde is on an intercept course with you. We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely... Ten minutes. Felicitations!

Cornstalks

7,033

February 11, 2012 11:27 PM

You keep coming back to GDNet to check the Active Topics list, even though you just checked them literally 30 seconds ago.

[size=2][ I was ninja'd 71 times before I stopped counting a long time ago ] [ f.k.a. MikeTacular ] [ My Blog ] [ SWFer: Gaplessly looped MP3s in your Flash games ]

irreversible

2,900

February 12, 2012 01:17 AM

You look for an X above and to the right of people who annoy you.

alnite

3,454

February 12, 2012 03:18 AM

Your head hurts.

It's happening to me now.

Sik_the_hedgehog

3,003

February 12, 2012 11:05 AM

You try to use the fast forward button so stuff gets done faster.

Don't pay much attention to "the hedgehog" in my nick, it's just because "Sik" was already taken =/ By the way, Sik is pronounced like seek, not like sick.