How many internet forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Seven.
One to make a new thread asking how to do it.
Another one to move his thread to "The Lounge" board.
A third to welcome him to the forum and not answer his question.
A forth to refer him to the FAQ and if that fails to search the board, as they get those kinds of questions a lot.
A fifth to bump the thread and answer the question a year later.
A sixth to flame the fifth for bumping an old thread.
A moderator to censor the sixth's post and lock the thread.
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Wrote it myself.

Since this was already moved into lounge, I'll just welcome you to the board.

Please refer to the forum FAQ. If you are unable to find your answer, try searching google to answer your question.

To bump the thread and answer your question, yeah, it was kinda funny.

Why did you bump this. It's pointless. You're <censored> retarded.