Is that your entire reasoning? The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy defines punishment as "[font="sans-serif"]the imposition of something that is intended to be burdensome or painful, on a supposed offender for a supposed crime, by a person or body who claims the authority to do so."[/font]
[font="sans-serif"]I do not have the power to send myself to hell. I'm trying right now, but I'm still sitting in this chair. If I am to end up in hell, it can only be because an entity external to myself rerouted my soul so as to end up in hell, since I myself cannot seem to control wherever it's hurdling towards right now[/font]
Well that's not how I view it. To be quite honest, I don't think someone who clearly doesn't understand the beliefs of people in the faith defines the faith, and I'm ok with that. Keep thinking that God's ultimate goal is to punish people for all I care. It's just not true, no matter how many times you say it. God's ultimate goal is to bring us our salvation. Being in the middle of lent, all you would have had to do is go to a church for 6 weeks out of the 52 in a year and you would know this.
You gave 5 verses in scripture out of context, some of which were the same event.
Here are 125 on salvation: http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/?search=salvation&version1=31&searchtype=all
Perhaps you could look into the parables: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parables_of_Jesus
Or maybe try reading any of the four gospels in full:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+1&version=NIV
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%201&version=NIV
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%201&version=NIV
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201&version=NIV
Like I said before, if you do that and you still think God is hell bent on punishing people then you must be reading a different bible or just turning pages without reading. Even as Jesus was being tortured and killed he was granting people salvation and asking for their forgiveness.