Hi everyone, What is/are your favorite computer/programming joke(s), or t-shirt designs? Mine: 1. The best accelerator for a Mac is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s (squared) No offense to Mac users, I just don't like them. Just curious.

0. Shirt -

Don't drink and code:

result = get_authorization(&attack);if (NOT(attack))     launch_nuclear_missiles();else     launch_nuclear_missiles();

1. I tried to fix the world, but I couldn't find the source code.
2. /* No comment */
3. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming is the process of putting them in
4. Software development = church development
Step 1: Build it
Step 2: Pray
5. /* You aren't expected to understand this */

Number 5 confuses my friends so much [smile]

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

CSS is awesome.

The Tao of Programming.

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quagfulkboorgjdk^CjfdLkjk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He is not null-terminated."

#define six 1 + 5#define nine 8 + 142 == six * nine

The first that pops to my mind are some xkcd classics: my code is compiling! and stand back! I know regular expressions
does that mean they are my favorites?

and of course there are lots of hilarious Dilberts.

you can find some funnies in similar threads in stackoverflow:
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/84556/whats-your-favorite-programmer-cartoon
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke

Quote: The Tao of Programming [www.canonical.org].

Lol, that's effing genius.

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(it was a real 1st April joke)

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"The skill of the programmer is not to write programs that work without errors, but to write programs that work despite of any number of errors. "
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Child psychologist ask father the programmer:
- Why do your children quarrel so often?
- Version conflict...
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A couple years ago Russian game hackers broke onboard computer of SU-27 fighter, and since it has an infinite ammo ...
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Win2012 dialog:
Windows: Do you realy want to delete this file?
User: Yes!
Windows: But why,my friend,why?!
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dr.Watson and S.Holmes fly on the balloon,cought in mist and lost a way.
After some time they down on small city,and see a guy.
Watson: Would you be so kind to tell where we are?
A man think some time, look at them and say: On the hot air balloon.
Holmes: Definitely he is a programmer.
Watson: Why?
Holmes: First, he thought before answering;secondly, he answered with absolute precision; and, thirdly, his answer is absolutely useless.

[Edited by - Krokhin on August 12, 2009 1:30:28 AM]