Whenever I'm screwing my way to some inevitable conclusion, I find myself thinking about video games. It doesn't just bother me that they are all that occur to me, but that they.. well.. they seem to do the trick. I'm not picturing female characters from games either. i tend to just be thinking about elements of gameplay mechanics that I find particularly innovative or smooth. Or sometimes I'll think about some aspect of a game that really pissed me off due to its frustrating or poorly designed nature/implementation. This tends to lead to rough sex. Thinking about Duke Nukem forever always makes me last a really long time.

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Just don't tell your partner that...

Well, made me lol!

Things I didn't really need to know. This.

I dont think you can lay claim to geekhood-proper unless youve been designing videogames, doing math, or somesuch, while having sex. If not, youll find yourself open to the criticism that you are merely a geek by necessity.

That's weird, because all I think about while playing videogames is sex.

Based on your post, there are many signs showing that you may be playing for the wrong team.

A couple quotes from your message indicate this.

Quote: Original post by AlphaCoder
I'm not picturing female characters from games either.

Quote: Original post by AlphaCoder
Thinking about Duke Nukem forever always makes me last a really long time.

You do like girls don't you?

:)

Quote: Original post by borngamer
Based on your post, there are many signs showing that you may be playing for the wrong team.

A couple quotes from your message indicate this.

Quote: Original post by AlphaCoder
I'm not picturing female characters from games either.

Quote: Original post by AlphaCoder
Thinking about Duke Nukem forever always makes me last a really long time.

You do like girls don't you?

:)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*calms down*

Ok. You raise some valid points. I need to enter the tree of insight.. and confront my inner demons.

On a side note, does it help that thinking of Tome Raider makes me finish quickly?

Quote: Original post by Eelco
I dont think you can lay claim to geekhood-proper unless youve been designing videogames, doing math, or somesuch, while having sex. If not, youll find yourself open to the criticism that you are merely a geek by necessity.

There were a couple times. Once I was trying to solve a system of diffeQ's for pharmaceutical drug intake frequency to balance the levels in the blood. Another time I was conjecturing about a spaceship passing the event horizon and getting stuck at the mucus plug er.. singularity.