This reminds me of "The wierd and twisted 3 word story" which used to take place in various
oline games. (largly because i kept starting it again!!)
Rules are as follows:
everyone can only add 3 words a day
your 3 words must make sense with the previous posts

other than that anything goes.
It was good fun and entertaiing to say the least!

Stooping low behind the sacks once again, Abna decided to take a peek at the parchment while the pair of ogres finished tying up the last of the stablehands. He unfolded it slowly, his broken fingers the main hindrance, but worsened by the heavy breathing and grunts behind him. Scanning the page, he saw that it was nothing more than a love note to Haley Karmack, the farmer''s daughter. Nonetheless, thinking it might come in handy, he stuffed it in his pocket and turned around to face the barn.
Peering over the stack of sacks, he noted something interesting: the larger of the two ogres had another piece of parchment in his back pocket. Trusting his stealth abilities, and the nerves of the hog-tied farmhands, he slid around the pile and slipped it out.
Not quietly enough.
The ogre snorted and swiveled around, his red eyes pierecing Abna. "Gimme it," he demanded. Unnerved, Abna handed him the love letter, having shoved the other note in his vest at the last second before the ogre turned around. He only hoped the ogre wouldn''t notice...

[This segment provided by zealouselixir.]

Then Godzilla stomped on them all, and they died.

...hundreds of years later, during the great elvish historical excivation of the area. a perfectly presurved flattened dwarf was found. The Elvish Historical Society for the Presurvation of Godzilla Footprints was duely excited by the find, and thus set to work at studying the specimen.
hours later, the elves were a bit stumped. The dwarf was completely flat, still dressed in guardsman armor as if attending to a disturbance of some sort. This didn't suprise the elves as Godzilla was known to be fairly impartial in its walking patterns..but a single letter found within the dwarfs clothing proved to be most puzzeling.
The letter was written in a long forgotten language, and a translator was summoned. Upon inspecting the letter the translator concluded that it was a "love letter" from Haley Karmack and addressed to Kurbik...a common Ogre sir name from the time.



[edited by - MSW on April 1, 2002 11:14:52 PM]