Bad Jokes
May 01, 2005 11:24 PM
Two Irish men walk out of a bar!
Get it? Har! Har! Har! It is almost as funny as:
Two Mexicans drove by in a truck!
Whew.... These were the two big stupid jokes back when I was in HighSchool *Shudder*
Anyone else have really bad jokes?
BRING BACK THE BLACK (or at least something darker)
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May 01, 2005 11:26 PM
I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "MY OTHER CAR IS A CDR."
Now that's bad.
Now that's bad.
“[The clergy] believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly: for I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man” - Thomas Jefferson
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May 02, 2005 12:42 AM
I got suspended last time I posted in one of these threads.[sad] I'll keep my jokes to myself.
............Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
1,830
May 02, 2005 01:27 AM
Two birds where sitting on a perch
One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"
One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"
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May 02, 2005 06:54 AM
Two flies were sitting in a toilet.
One got pissed off.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "'ere, how do you drive this thing?"
One got pissed off.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "'ere, how do you drive this thing?"
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May 02, 2005 10:18 AM
a pirate walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bar tender asks "what is that steering wheel on your pants for?" the pirate replys "arrg! its driving me nuts!"
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May 02, 2005 07:54 PM
(light a cigarette lighter) "Hey baby, ever slept with a pyromaniac? They say it's pretty hot."
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