srand(time(NULL));int result = rand() % 3;switch(result){ case 0:  AskQuestion1;  break;  case 1:  AskQuestion2;  break; case 2:  AskQuestion3;  break;}  

  #include <algorithm>#include <iostream>#include <ctime>#include <cstdlib>int main() {  using namespace std;  int order[5] = {0, 1, 2, 3, 4};    srand(time(0));    for(int p = 0; p < 5; ++p)   swap(order[p], order[rand()%5]);  for(int p = 0; p < 5; ++p)   switch(order[p])    {     case 0:      cout << "Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?" << endl;     break;          case 1:      cout << "Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?" << endl;     break;         case 2:      cout << "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?" << endl;     break;          case 3:      cout << "If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?" << endl;     break;          case 4:      cout << "Why is it that when you transport something by car, it''s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it''s called cargo?" << endl;     break;    }  return 0; }