I wasn''t really good at English back then. This is just hillarious
This is the beginning of one game I started on(I couldn''t find my full/longer games):
REM THE ULTIMATE WARCLSPRINT "R"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "AR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "E WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "TE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "ATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "MATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "IMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "TIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "LTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT "ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR"FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " ULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " TULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 2000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 1000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THEULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 1000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THE ULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 1000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THE ULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 1000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THE ULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 1000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THE ULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 1000NEXT ICLSPRINT " THE ULTIMATE WAR "FOR I = 1 TO 20000NEXT I ''Play scale in 7 different octaves scale$ = "AABBFFGGEEAABB" PLAY "L16" FOR I% = 0 TO 2 PLAY "O" + STR$(I%) PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(scale$) NEXT I% BEEPCLSLOCATE 10, 10PRINT " IT HAVE WAR ON THE EARFH THE FOUR WORD WAR!"PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT ""PRINT " PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE"PRINT ""INPUT LLLLLLLLLL$CLSPRINT "ENTER YOUR NAME:"INPUT NAME$CLSLOCATE 10, 10PRINT " WELCOME "; NAME$;FOR I = 1 TO 50000NEXT IK:CLSPRINT "YOU ARE A ROOKY THE BEST YOU CAN BE IS A GENERAL"PRINT "UNDER STAND?"INPUT SVARJ$IF SVARJ$ = "YES" THEN GOTO JA:IF SVARJ$ = "YES SIR" THEN GOTO JAU:CLSPRINT "WHY DID YOU NOT UNDER STAND?"PRINT "I WILL REPEATE WHAT I SAID!"GOTO KJA:PRINT "GOOD!"FOR I = 1 TO 40000NEXT IH:PRINT "REMEMBER I ARE YOUR GENERAL WHAT EVER I SAY YOU DO?IS THAT KLEAR!"FOR I = 1 TO 80000NEXT IPRINT "GOOD!"GOTO VIDAREJAU: CLSPRINT "THATS GOOD THAT YOU SAYD YES SIR!"GOTO HVIDARE:
That''s just cute
/MindWipe
"If it doesn''t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway."