I'm mixing Gamedev, a dream I had, and my weariness of RPGs.
**hope this doesn't offend anyone. Now, let the story begin**
Shane C says, "So let me get this straight, I have to fight a bazillion monsters and some boss with three transformations at the end to get this terrible game over?"
"That's right," said GearTreeEntertainment.
Shane C says, "Yeah, and with my luck, at the end of the game the villain will turn out to be my father."
"Now let's find party members!" said GearTreeEntertainment.
"F what?" said Shane C.
A random battle begins.
"So what do I do with this monster? Do we eat them?" said Shane C.
"Don't be silly, we fight them to become stronger," said GearTreeEntertainment.
"You know I was thinking, I want to become a detective," said Shane C. "So instead of fighting the boss at the end of the game, why don't we frame him for something and get him arrested?"
"Like what?" said GearTreeEntertainment.
"Well with all the endangered beasts we will kill through random battles, we're bound to get a life sentence," said Shane C. "Maybe we put all the dead bodies in our backpack and throw them at his fortress to make it look like he done it?"
"Good idea!" said GearTreeEntertainment.
The battle ends.
"Let's go through four to eight dungeons looking for the final guy," said GearTreeEntertainment.
"Okay," said Shane C.
"But be careful - once you solve each dungeon's puzzle, you face a boss," said GearTreeEntertainment.
"You mean like jigsaw puzzles?" said Shane C.
"Haha, no," said GearTreeEntertainment.
You meet the final guy.
"Sup?" said dsm1891, the final guy.
Cops surround dsm1891 to arrest him for killing endangered species.
"Wait! I'm innocent, I tell you!" said dsm1891.
Da End.