There's another example of "Windows 8 simply doesn't work" that I have at hand, as a recent first-hand experience. Or rather, it does work, it only isn't being honest about what it's doing (which, for me, is the equivalent to "doesn't work").
I've been pondering about a week whether it's worth the time (both for me writing and you reading), but hey, why not. Nobody is forcing you to read it, in any case.
I'll try to make it a bit less boring by turning it into a dialogue.
The situation:
I had downloaded a PDF (some scientific paper) on the base of an interesting-sounding title, had scanned over it, and dismissed it as not really interesting (to me anyway). Of course, like everybody else, I wanted to delete that PDF afterwards.
Here is what I expected:
Me: Computer, close Windows Reader.
Computer: OK.
Me: Now delete that PDF.
Computer: OK.
Here is what I get under Windows 7:
Me: Close Adobe Reader (which is called Windows Reader for some reason under Windows 8)
Windows 7: OK
Me: Now delete that PDF.
Windows 7: OK.
Sometimes, very rarely, with some selected not-so-brilliant software, I may get this after step 1:
Windows 7: Uh, you know, I'm getting no response, looks like this shit is hung. Do you want to keep waiting, or shall I just kill it for good? This is dangerous, you know...
Me: (dang it, this #@!†!!? software) Yes, go ahead.
Windows 7: Gone.
Now here is what I get under Windows 8:
Me: Close Windows Reader.
Windows 8: What, fuck you. Don't tell me what to do. (hides window) Yeah, it's gone. Idiot. Do this, do that... who do you think you are.
Me: Now delete that PDF.
Windows 8: Fucker! It's opened in a program called Windows Reader. I bet you didn't see that one coming, hahaha.
Windows 8: So, since I can't delete it, do you want to retry? This is like shooting fish in a barrel. I should call some friends.
Me: (to self) Darn, did I do this finger-swipe thingie wrong? (pulling in last active app from the left)
Me: (to self) Bummer, the program is really still running. Must be my fault... so...
Me: Close... it... (being very careful to do the dance 100% correctly).
Windows 8: Yeah, it's gone, alright. Dumbass, you'll never learn, will you, hahaha.
Me: So, delete that PDF.
Windows 8: Fucker, you KNOW that it's open in a program called Windows Reader. Do you want to try again? Hahaha... that's great, I could do this all day. What a dork.
Me: Sigh... to what avail... but OK, please do try again.
Windows 8: Are you stupid or what? I told you it's open in a program called Windows Reader. Do you want to try again? Let's see how often I can pull that one before he gives up.
Me: (opens Task Manager) So the Windows Reader process isn't just loaded in RAM and holding a file lock, it's being executed and processing messages, too (which you can tell from CPU having a little 1% spike every 2-3 seconds). Great.
Me: Kill that process.
Windows 8: Fuck, what now, I can't weasel out of that, can I? Well, you know that this is very dangerous? I'm telling you that so I shall not be responsible for all the evil things that will happen now.
Me: Sigh... yeah, just do it. And now delte that file.
Windows 8: Delete that file, delete that file, blah blah, idiot. As if I didn't have more important stuff to do. Here, look at this colorful chart while I'm doing nothing for half a second.
My point here is obviously not so much about the trivial task of deleting that file, but that Windows 8 is not being honest towards its owner. It will simply lie to you about what it's doing.