Looks like the world wasn't destroyed. Good thing too. It's where I keep all my stuff.
I resolve to get a game completed this baktun and maybe loose 10 pounds. I look forward to starting a family with my wife knowing that flesh eating zombies will not be roaming the streets due to an otherwise obscure date on the calendar that I typically use.
Though I don't really understand what a baktun is, I regret not celebrating this moment more as something that occurs every 394 years sounds pretty cool. It would've been a good excuse to drink beer and have some fun. Maybe next time.