Seeing a giant switch..case code? Convert them all to if...elsif...else. Or replace all if...else to using a ternary operator.
See a function returning an integer? #define that integer as FUNCTION_RETURNING_VALUE, and set that in place.
See a small method? Add meaningless code that does nothing inside the method, to make it look like it's done professionally. (Works nicely with VS C++ compiler, as they optimize code upon building the codes. All meaningless codes will be erased from build.)
Have a meeting? Be a badass.
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Defying the conventions sounds fun, but intrusive to the industry. So, the inner child of me have mixed feelings about this.