joke code

JohnnyCode · 2012-04-22T16:31:47

Besides normal classic jokes, there is a funny thing that only we programers can laugh at. Here are two code jokes I made up: try{ obj.Run(x); catch { obj.Run(x); } and this if (x==5) x=5;

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Started by JohnnyCode April 19, 2012 04:32 PM

13 comments, last by Servant of the Lord 12 years, 6 months ago

Ravyne

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April 22, 2012 05:11 AM

[quote name='Ravyne' timestamp='1335071217' post='4933710']
My favorite is "while(1);"... placed on any random line, about 80 tabs out.

For bonus points, include a comment mocking the intended victim, preferably one calling into question the ethics of his mother around farm animals.

this one is less useful, I think there is a breakpoint or something that you can stop and the editor will show the location of the code.
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Depends on whether your intent is to drive them mad, or to deliver a more vicious payload

throw table_exception("(? ???)? ? ???");

Promit

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April 22, 2012 05:26 AM

Guys, don't go into comedy.

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Sik_the_hedgehog

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April 22, 2012 07:32 AM

oh my god, don't tell me you secretly put that into someone code.. oh.. the debugging...

I've seen worse examples:

// In the middle of a giant header nobody wants to

// look into but that's included about everywhere

#define if(x) if((x) && (rand() & 0x7FFF) != 0x1234)

Good luck debugging that.

Don't pay much attention to "the hedgehog" in my nick, it's just because "Sik" was already taken =/ By the way, Sik is pronounced like seek, not like sick.