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I got mouse

Started by March 11, 2011 05:02 AM
62 comments, last by AnotherFalseProphet 13 years, 7 months ago

It's funny now, but I'm pretty sure I cried that morning ;P

I felt the same way after dealing with a smaller but still disgusting infestation.



The OP says he has just one mouse. That's easy: Find the food that is attracting it and seal it off, then kill the mouse and hope others don't follow.

Nests are horrible things to deal with. I've had friends and neighbors who cleaned up mouse/rat infestations and ended up getting sick. Two of them picked up Hantavirus and ended up in the hospital.

Stick a few blocks of mouse poison around the house, including near where his favorite bread is located. Wait a few days after you see he has nibbled the blocks. Problem solved.

Better yet, stick the mouse poison on the bread, then eat it! Also, rub it over all your other food too. As an added bonus, you get dead meese rotting in your pantry cupboards. MAMKY.


(To paraphrase homer simpson, "[s]Spider[/s] mouse poison is people poison?!" - Wont kill you ofcourse, but still, why bother testing it's affects on you?)
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Yeah, mouse poison on bread. Why don't you just take them to court for breaking into your property?

Yeah, mouse poison on bread. Why don't you just take them to court for breaking into your property?


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What's the fun of not harming the mouse? Or did you want it unharmed by the trap so you can step on it and make it personal?
Two nights ago I surprised him doing some shit in the kitchen and as he realized I was there he climbed to the window curtain pole and stayed there staring at me like "WTF are u doing in MY KITCHEN? GO AWAY!"... The only thing I had at hand was a broom so I calculated the distance (said "sorry") and beat the damn thing quite hard. I'm not sure I hit him because the broom also hit the curtain pole that kind of protected him. He jumped from 2mts high and 2mts away from the window and ran under the fridge.

I haven't seen him or heard any noises in two days now.. Maybe he got a heart attack? mellow.gif
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Two nights ago I surprised him doing some shit in the kitchen and as he realized I was there he climbed to the window curtain pole and stayed there staring at me like "WTF are u doing in MY KITCHEN? GO AWAY!"... The only thing I had at hand was a broom so I calculated the distance and bashed the damn thing. I'm not sure I hit him because the broom also hit the curtain pole that kind of protected him. He jumped from 2mts high and 2mts away from the window ran under the fridge.

I haven't seen him or heard any noises in two days now.. Maybe he got a heart attack? mellow.gif

Or he's plotting his revenge...

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Two nights ago I surprised him doing some shit in the kitchen and as he realized I was there he climbed to the window curtain pole and stayed there staring at me like "WTF are u doing in MY KITCHEN? GO AWAY!"... The only thing I had at hand was a broom so I calculated the distance and bashed the damn thing. I'm not sure I hit him because the broom also hit the curtain pole that kind of protected him. He jumped from 2mts high and 2mts away from the window ran under the fridge.

I haven't seen him or heard any noises in two days now.. Maybe he got a heart attack? mellow.gif

Or he's plotting his revenge...
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it's been seen IN MY ROOM. EATING MY COOKIES! angry.gif
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I also have a mouse.I have been watching him go back and forth to the rat poison behind the tv at night.I left him some real food last night on his path as a peace offering
to the rat gods.haven't seen him since.I guess he is a rigamortis ratcabbab somewhere I will find why cleaning.

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Two nights ago I surprised him doing some shit in the kitchen and as he realized I was there he climbed to the window curtain pole and stayed there staring at me like "WTF are u doing in MY KITCHEN? GO AWAY!"... The only thing I had at hand was a broom so I calculated the distance and bashed the damn thing. I'm not sure I hit him because the broom also hit the curtain pole that kind of protected him. He jumped from 2mts high and 2mts away from the window ran under the fridge.
I haven't seen him or heard any noises in two days now.. Maybe he got a heart attack? mellow.gif

Or he's plotting his revenge...
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it's been seen IN MY ROOM. EATING MY COOKIES! angry.gif
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I'm telling you, try using just a regular spring loaded trap with peanut butter on it, like this one:

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Just make sure to put it somewhere out the of the way, where the mouse will go, like in a corner, along a wall, in a cupboard, etc.

EDIT: The older version VIctor branded mouse traps just had a simple metal piece instead of the big plastic yellow cheese looking thing. Maybe I'm just old-school, but I suspect they might work better.

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