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Original post by Talroth
"I'm sorry sir, you didn't sign up for the Premium Gold Service level, and as such you are not covered for 'pre-existing' fires,... This fire was going before we got here, therefore we can't help you till you pay this extra fee."
No, fees must be paid in advance.
Otherwise nobody would pay anything until fire broke out.
And police should issue a fine - starting large fires, even on private property, requires approval at least two weeks in advance.
And it should be noted that arson is illegal, so fire department must not set fires to increase revenue.
In other news, we have now acquired local gas company. And in order to improve their finances, they will now be performing regular gas leak detection once every two years instead of every month. Also, their expensive certified engineers will be replaced with unpaid interns. Of course, regular inspections will be available as part of our Premium Gold Service for extra fee.
Fire department is expected to post record revenue this year.