Quote: Original post by Orbital Fan
Yeah the IRA episode wasn't broadcast in the UK/Ireland... They should probably stick to conflicts that aren't in living memory.

It was, however, featured in Charlie Brooker's

">You Have Been Watching. (Here is his

">synopsis of the programme).

Reminds me of the Karate vs TaeKwonDo bullcrap that used to get spouted before there was UFC. How many people thought a college wrestler would destroy a Kung-Fu master prior to 1993?

Talking about this stuff on paper is useless.

Ninja: I'm so fast you'd never see my sword strike coming
Viking: Yeah but my armor would stop it and then I'd hit you with my axe
Ninja: Yeah but then I'd roll out of the way and throw stars at you
Viking: But I'd jump over them and then scream and you'd be scared
Ninja: Nuh-uh
Viking: Yeah huh!

I propose we rebirth Gladiator combat to solve such disputes.

Quote: Original post by Talroth
Yeah, but the problem is that it often doesn't do this! For a few of the fight clips I've seen they may as well have been giving a group of kids ten pound bags of sugar and red bull, then handed them all a pile of pool noodles and told them to go at each other.

If they actually made this show, I would watch it religiously. You could have different divisions for under-eight, under-ten and under-twelve ultimate child fighting.

It's like dog fighting except you don't feel guilty in any way.

Quote: Original post by Ravuya

Quote: Original post by Talroth
Yeah, but the problem is that it often doesn't do this! For a few of the fight clips I've seen they may as well have been giving a group of kids ten pound bags of sugar and red bull, then handed them all a pile of pool noodles and told them to go at each other.

If they actually made this show, I would watch it religiously. You could have different divisions for under-eight, under-ten and under-twelve ultimate child fighting.

It's like dog fighting except you don't feel guilty in any way.

Think we could talk fast enough to get a grant from the CBC or someone to do it?