1.
How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.

2.
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause…
“Java.”

3.
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

'Your mom is like HTML, small head huge body.'

I'm not one for mom jokes or HTML, but that one makes me chuckle.

Quote: Original post by outRider
'Your mom is like HTML, small head huge body.'

Bahaha, so epic.

And there's always the old bash humor.

Quote: Original post by Omega147
CSS is awesome.

That made me chuckle.
I need that mug.

How do you spell HTML?

Quote: Original post by phatuis
How do you spell HTML?

HTML.

Java.

(sorry, that one wasn't funny)

"Make me a sandwich"
"What? No, get it yourself"
"sudo make me a sandwich"
"Okay"

Okay, let me jump in.


I put all the coffee in my body onto the screen through my nose upon this one:

Quote: http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html
IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS,
YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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Error messages
cannot completely convey.
We now know shared loss.