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Swine Flu/Avian "Pandemic"

Started by April 27, 2009 04:20 PM
77 comments, last by Dmytry 15 years, 6 months ago
So now that this virus can spread human to human, how many of you are worried? wiki Why is the death toll for Mexicans so much higher than Americans from this virus thus far? I would assume secondary infections or complications that Americans either have resistances to, or have more proper medical treatment for. I had symptoms akin to this virus (fever, sore throat, upper respiratory distress) about a week ago, and just recently had some relief from them. Obviously not the Swine Flu but scary nonetheless. _________________________________________________________________________________ Buy my old PC.
I'm asthmatic, so if i get anything like it, it will hit me hard.
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The people in the US seem to have an immunity to it. The people in new york and other areas seem to be recovering and it's not life threatening. I just watched a news special on it.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

*runs outside to start looting*
Quote: Original post by phantom
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

*runs outside to start looting*


*goes and loots Phantoms house whilst he is outside **sniggers** *
ha! You'll just end up having an asthma attack and dropping dead in my room, further advancing my zombie army!
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Quote: Original post by Dave
Quote: Original post by phantom
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

*runs outside to start looting*


*goes and loots Phantoms house whilst he is outside **sniggers** *

Gets the train to London to loot Dave's house as he is looting Phantom's house and Phantom is looting somewhere else, whilst other people cry "the end of the world is nigh". Now Dave, no coughing before you leave.
I'm hoping for a fall in the price of bacon. You know, the whole "panic and not buy pork and cause pork prices to fall because it contains the word 'swine'" thing.
Quote: Original post by Moe
I'm hoping for a fall in the price of bacon. You know, the whole "panic and not buy pork and cause pork prices to fall because it contains the word 'swine'" thing.


You nailed it! The cure for the swine flu is to eat more bacon! The bacon has pig anti-bodies in it so by eating lots of bacon, you'll build up an immunity to the pig flu virus! Quick, get fox news on the line. Headline: "How eating more bacon can spare your life from the next black death!"

disclaimer: if you are what you eat, and you eat lots of bacon, you'll become a big porky pig and you may get the swine flu virus anyways.
The notion that a person could catch swine flu from eating bacon is hilarious, yet it appears to be catching on among fans of right wing radio. The misinformation flu is at pandemic levels. Cover your nose! Wash your hands! Be polite! See a doctor! (If you can afford it).
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." - the Laughing Man

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