Disclaimer: All the names in this post suck, and are temporary. I'll describe a game idea that has been floating around my head for some time now. I'm eager to see what you guys think of it, how you would improve it, and generally watch you having fun trashing and spitting on it. [smile]
The high-level concept : Picture Hermione, Road Runner, Kofi Annan and George Bush having hot four-way sex. Well, do NOT picture it, but imagine the result. Enter Cartoonland, a cartoony, magical world in the midst of a political crisis. After years of useless debate and democracy, it was agreed between all the major factions, political or ideological, that the problem should be solved with an all out battle between their leaders and themselves. The winning faction will decide Cartoonland's future.
Gameplay : Each player is a faction leader. Diplomacy is important, as taking everyone at the same time is impossible. Ultimately, however, it will all end in a huge blood bath. Each leader has access to a lot of cartoony spells and abilities that reflects its political opinions. Magical Energy is acquired by having followers and by other ways unique to each character. The maps are relatively small. In addition to pre-made maps, maps can be generated procedurally. The maps will have typical cartoony features: cliffs, high-traffic roads, unstable boulders… The view is third person, and the only way the player can interact with the world is by setting the diplomatic relations his follower should obey and by casting spells to hinder or destroy his opponents or their followers. The gameplay is fast-paced and the games are relatively short.
Sample characters :Bigot Biblethump Bigot is enamoured with Angelica Sunbath and follows her father blindly, despite the fact that none of them give a damn about him. He hates science and, therefore, Fatty Scififreak with a passion.
Allies :- Angelica Sunbath
- Kapi Thalist
Enemies :- Diabolo Hellbringer
- Fatty Scififreak
Accumulates energy :- By preventing premarital sex
Sample abilities :- Un-evolve causes target follower to regress to animal state.
Fatty Scififreak Fatty Scififreak is a typical nerd who has wetdreams about Star Trek. He couldn’t care less that his theories are far fetched. At least they don’t involve God. Since he was beaten up a lot in high school, he hates children in general.
Allies:- Komu Nist
- Diabolo Hellbringer
Ennemies:- Bigot Biblethump
- Angelica Sunbath
Accumulates energy:- By helping people having abortions
Sample abilities: - Teleport quantum tunnels target follower to a more or less targeted location.
Kapi Thalist Kapi Thalist fell off a tree when he was young. As a result, he hates nature and want to convert all of it to furnitures so he can finally have its revenge. Since he hates Komu Nist and what she stands for, he seeks uneasy alliances with Angelica and Bigot.
Allies:- Bigot Biblethump
- Angelica Sunbath
Ennemies:- Komu Nist
- Diabolo Hellbringer
Accumulates energy:Sample abilities: - Global warming allows Kapi Thalist to raise the temperature.
Komu Nist Komu Nist is a girl out of the seventies. Greenpeace, Volkswagen van and disrupting public order are its priorities. She promises her followers a happy and healthy life, but often force them to work their ass off for greater good.
Allies:- Diabolo Hellbringer
- Fatty Scififreak
Ennemies:- Kapi Talist
- Angelica Sunbath
Accumulates energy:- By protecting and growing wildlife
Sample abilities: - Strike causes the target follower to go on strike for a few minutes.
Angelica Sunbath The daughter of God, Angelica is a nice, beautiful and intelligent girl. That means everyone either hates her or want to screw her. Despite her holier-than-thou attitude, she loves to show cleavage.
Allies:- Kapi Talist
- Bigot Biblethump
Ennemies:- Diabolo Hellbringer
- Fatty Scififreak
Accumulates energy:- By arousing male followers
Sample abilities: - Sunbeam heals target follower.
Diabolo Hellbringer Diabolo is the devil’s son. He likes to screw women and generally have a fun time. He listens to rock and roll, plays dungeon and dragons, and have a fantasy about Angelica Sunbath.
Allies:- Komu Nist
- Fatty Scififreak
Ennemies:- Kapi Talist
- Bigot Biblethump
Accumulates energy:- By arousing female followers
Sample abilities: - Undead Baby Army causes the aborted babies in the vicinity to turn into vicious undead fighters.
Zak Thornton Zak Thornton is a lawyer who believes that games shouldn't be used to solve such problems. He believes that this all-out battle is wrong and does everything possible to stop it. However, the others have so much fun that they all hate him.