Help! I've been mulling over a Neverwinter Nights (NWN) mod for some time now and have decide to set it in an Orc tribe. The Orcs in NWN (and DND in general) are rather dumb (I think primitive is a better word) and savage, as opposed to Warcraft where the Orcs are noble and intelligent. I have the plot pretty much nailed down and a lot of the core dialogue is in place, but what I'm having trouble with is general Orc banter, combat cries, etc. As the mod is meant to be quite light-hearted (you really can't have a serious mod about Orcs), I need some really REALLY stupid comments an Orc would come out with, either stating the obvious, getting things completly wrong (for example, an Orc Shaman in the tribe has been known to cast "Blind Self" a few occasions!) or something similar. Seeing as my brain won't let me become that stupid without large amounts of alcohol (and then I won't remember what I said [wink]), I was wondering if you guys (and girls) fancied dulling your creative muscles and tried to think dumb. Nothing is too childish or stupid [totally]! MENTAL

I'm sure this has been said somewhere before, but...

"I will kill you 'till you're dead!"

:)

heh, I like that one [wink]

BTW, for anyone else reading, that was a perfect example of the kind of thing I'm looking for.

EDIT: I knew I'd heard it somewhere before - it's from Hots Shots Part Deux. Speaking of which, this gives me the perfect excuse to watch all the Leslie Nealson movies again. Wahoo!

Quote: Original post by MENTAL
heh, I like that one [wink]

BTW, for anyone else reading, that was a perfect example of the kind of thing I'm looking for.

EDIT: I knew I'd heard it somewhere before - it's from Hots Shots Part Deux. Speaking of which, this gives me the perfect excuse to watch all the Leslie Nealson movies again. Wahoo!

LN is in hotshots part deux? how did I miss that!

i think farcry had some good ones. but i cant remember any now lol

Actually that was Lloyd Bridges that said that in Hot Shots. Unless that line just sounded like something Leslie Nealson would say, thus inspiring you to watch his movies again, then I withdraw my correction.

Blatently stolen from World of Warcraft:

"I come from the orcs,
we eat with spoons and forks,
we love to eat our pork!"

Ripped from Autin Powers' Goldmember, but modified for orcs:

"There are only two things I hate;
Orcs who are intolerant of other races... and Humans!"

"Something smells.. is it me? Oh, it's me."
"What was I doing again?"
"You may be smart but I have a CLUB!"
"Ugly human.. will look better after a few bashings."
"ME SMASH!"

Excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?

"See my finger? See my fumb? See my fist? 'Ere it comes!"
"Thud? Why dey call you Thud? OW! I only asked why dey calls you Thud! OW!"
"Books? Yeh, I love those. Dey burn nice!"
"Ritin'? Yeh! I love ritin'! Bin in lotsa riots, me!"

--
Sean Timarco Baggaley

(PS: The first line comes from a common playground taunt back in my schooldays, so no credit is necessary.)


[Edited by - stimarco on January 28, 2005 5:49:33 PM]