need help thinking of a RPG story.. unique, no crystals.. none of that Holy sword of some dumb f*ck, or the like

You don''t actually expect someone to just come up with a story for you, do you? Maybe you should instead post a storyline which we can comment on and give ideas.

--TheGoop

How about using Dungeon Keppers take on RTS and use it on your RPG. Have the main character the evil guy, and make him/her/it absolutely demented. Ooh, that''d be neat!